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How should I know that you're supposed to slowly pull out anal beads? I started up my girlfriend like a chain saw the other day.
Did you put your foot up for leverage? Or is that just for lawnmowers?
Why didn't I think of this?
Now you know for next time.
Man, this is part of culture or of child lore or something.
Timeless
child lore
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No worse than Marilyn Manson removing a rib to autofellate
I would think it's fairly obvious to pull things from a butthole slowly lest you end up with a mess on your hands.