"Number of different devices" fail to keep Trump awake in court
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“When there are sidebars, an attorney doesn’t leave his side anymore because leaving him alone means leaving him to potentially sleep,” Rubin said. “He has a stack of papers with him at all times now to go through.”
"We tried everything! Jangling keys above his head, coloring books and crayons featuring his favorite MAGA hero (himself), its just too difficult to try to keep him focused." -Rubin probably
I'd like to know what is in those papers. I wonder if they are just complementary news stories about him. I bet the only subject that can hold his attention is himself.
Probably just blank papers. It's still debatable whether he can actually read.
My guess? Stolen classified files missed during the Mar-a-lago file seizure. Would it surprise anyone if he brought incriminating evidence into court?
Like a guy with a suspended license who drives to his DUI trial.
Someone prints out a twitter feed
Plot twist: It's his own.
Not much of a twist.
its just too difficult to try to keep him focused
Put a McDonald's meal in front of him. That'll get his attention.
I saw this episode of It's Always Sunny where they used a Bluetooth vibrator to help Frank cheat at chess.