Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

he's in a long-time relationship with another man. my guess is his "proposals" run the gamut (and i expect a majority are made in jest).

One dude, who keeps creating new accounts to beg him for his hand in marriage.

Could also be a null value making it uncountable

I'd marry him to share his wardrobe

It was mostly dogs, but since they can't give consent he refused