Door mat subscription is $29.99 per month
Door mat subscription is $29.99 per month
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5$ of mesh is an option.
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<2$ of large keyring is an option
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Stealing a doormat is also an option.
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That’s how you get a turd on your doorknob from a neighbor
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So steal near a friends house.
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Or don’t be a piece of shit
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Not an option, sorry :p
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Try growing a sense of humor. Or killing your masters.
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Then $40 for sexy cargo pants to hold your giant keyring.
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59 comments