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Counterpoint: green bubbles.
- Oh you mean that other completely artificial limitation that Apple insists on having in their os?
  
  But they're green, I don't know how that can be changed.
  
  Oh, it was sarcasm all along.
  
  What is sarcasm?
- I thought this shit was a meme till I started texting someone yesterday to arrange a date, she said "you don't have iPhone?"...
  
  I don't text until we've had sex the first time as a rule, I show them my tiny penis and while they're in shock I let them know about my android too.
  
  Hahahaha brilliant
  
  Do people not realize how vain and materialistic that makes them sound? As if iPhone ownership is the pinnacle of wealth or whatever
  
  I knew a pretty well off dude who used a flip-phone...in 2018. If he wanted to do computer-type stuff, he just used a computer.
  
  Ngl that's kinda badass
  
  No because the people they talk to who could tell them all have iphones too
  
  Elliot Rodger vibes
  
  Sounds like she saved you a lot of trouble, lol
  
  yikes, majority of the world uses android
- Counter counterpoint: no one cares what color the bubbles are, except the person reading em. Sounds like an iOS problem 😉
  
  But the green ones aren't ripe yet.
- Looking at iOS innovations going in android direction, they gonna make iphone with green bubbles someday and present it as amazing innovation, bet they even make you pay for subscription to make your bubbles green
  
  A part of Apple's Going Green initiative, for $99.99 weekly you can show everyone how green you are.
  
  Another mother earth promo video incoming
- counter counterpoint: color-coded bubbles for contacts and group chats
  
  That would help me not accidentally sext my mother again.
  
  She's kinky af tho. 🥵
- Might want to mark this as sarcasm
  
  What is sarcasm?
  
  Never go /s. Let the rubes be confuddled. They deserve it.

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