Lemmings who have tasted dog food, what brands do you recommend for after the apocalypse?

You mean cereal?

Why hasn't someone come out with Bachelor Chow yet like they have on Futurama?

https://mazuri.com/collections/primate

https://www.amazon.com/ZuPreem-Primate-Diet-Dry-20/dp/B0002ARMVS

They do, primate food.

https://mrsplantintexas.com/2021/02/25/homemade-vegan-dog-food/?fbclid=iwar2xs3ckgzh3ywytsp63oklnb_i8qwdhbfm2caw8a7h2-bgv2jhflqfqpyk

I make a double batch of this for my dogs each week. I do it in an electric turkey roaster, not a pressure cooker, but if you seasoned that, it would basically pass for "people chow." The dogs certainly love it. They whine for food now, never did for kibble.

I also add a pouch of salmon to one meal a week, just cause the husky loves salmon.