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How we look at the world as a superior species

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You can tell how old an image is by counting the jpg artifact rings. This one is from 2005 by my estimates.
- For one, it's got Steve Jobs in it, and he's been dead since 2011.
  
  If I were to make the same meme today, I would still use him, so I'm not sure this dating method holds any water.
  
  I think that's the right choice. If i need to imagine "apple boss" the face of jobs appear in my mind. The current one is Tim Cook, right? I'm sure I'd recognize him if I saw his picture, but at the miment I'm not able to picture him.
  
  Did he always dress like Steve Jobs? I mean, I do too, but it feels creepy
  
  I'm sure his wardrobe is carefully curated by a committee to sell more phones.
  
  Recognizing Tim Cook is easy, he's the puckered hole between two flabby buttcheeks.
  
  Fair enough
  
  he's been dead since 2011
  how is this new to me 💀
  
  I've no idea. I've made probably 50 jokes about "the ghost of Steve Jobs" in the last decade
  
  i knew he was the founder of Apple but that's where I was out of fucks to give
  
  Oh, well you may be interested to know he died because he attempted to cure cancer by eating nothing but fruit
  
  by eating nothing but fruit
  let me guess, apples?
  
  Nah just fruitarianism
  
  An exercise in fruitility
- And it is stil, accurate (except S. Jobs death). Fuck we do not evolve. :(
  
  I feel the Linux - Linux fanboy is very wrong these days. It does not have a monitor at 22 degrees
  
  I'm often blinded by flickering due to the recent Nvidia issue on Wayland so it's still accurate.
- LOL
- Still relatable to this day, though.
- Those square screens are gone now.

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