Now all these f*ing zoomers are telling me that I'm out of touch!?
Now all these f*ing zoomers are telling me that I'm out of touch!?


I don't know what everyone means when they use 'rule' in the title and at this point I'm too afraid to ask. Please enlighten me.
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Thorny_Insight @lemm.ee "I'm afraid to ask" is such a werid thing to say on the internet. Nobody knows you. Just ask.
53 10 ReplyChe Banana @beehaw.org
Why does it hurt when I pee?
19 0 ReplyItsAFake @lemmus.org Either an STD or you're doing it wrong.
19 0 ReplySyn_Attck @lemmy.today Well I always wrap a string around it so I can aim, but I've never seen anyone else carrying their string around.
5 0 Replynightofmichelinstars @sopuli.xyz Most people store it in their face like a hamster
3 0 ReplySyn_Attck @lemmy.today OH! That makes sense now! I'd always wonder why I see these guys with a big bump underneath their lip. They spit all the time too and it smells really bad. Maybe they should wash their strings more often.
The other day, I saw a woman doing it! First time ever. I was so surprised, she passes very well.
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fiercekitten @lemm.ee Could be dehydration or kidney dysfunction.
4 0 ReplyBaumGeist @lemmy.ml Oh god, you probably got the gonocacococcus
4 0 Replyswab148 @startrek.website
They got it from the toilet seat
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Woht24 @lemmy.world But he did ask, which is why it's even stupider.
17 9 ReplyBOMBS @lemmy.world
someone can be afraid to do something and still do it
13 0 ReplyWoht24 @lemmy.world Yes they can, but the use of 'too afraid to ask' implies they won't or can't do it.
2 2 ReplyElderWendigo @sh.itjust.works
Yeah, language is rarely that literal, deal with it.
1 2 ReplyWoht24 @lemmy.world I'm dealing with it fine, I just said it's stupid. You don't seem to be dealing too well though so perhaps you should look inward at your ability to 'deal with it'.
2 1 ReplyElderWendigo @sh.itjust.works
Lol. No you.
1 1 ReplyWoht24 @lemmy.world You're a little removed
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starlord @lemm.ee It wasn't actually a question, just a statement about a lack of knowledge.
7 0 Replytacosplease @lemmy.world How do you know what Chris Pratt was ... reads username ah. Carry on then.
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Jakeroxs @sh.itjust.works It's just paraphrasing the quote from the show...
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