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Can I trade one fifth of the acid tab for one bullet?
If so, I'll take the loaded gun and the 4/5 tab of acid.
It'll be be the best 8 hours of the rest of my life.
- Monkeys paw finger curls up as you miss.
  
  My dude missing a point blank shot. That's some XCOM-bullshit accuracy!
  
  They didn't miss themselves. Just the bits that would make for a quick, painless death.
  Edit: shit, that belongs in /twosentencehorror.
  
  At least I'll still be a little high lol.

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