Gorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverages
Gorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverages
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Idk, I can definitely find something in the mall that can help me trap/ kill a couple snakes. I can't say the same thing about a silverback.
Plus, the snakes are just as likely to attack each other than anything, with apes you always gotta worry about them teaming up.
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I was gonna say. The gorilla is a 800lb. problem that requires stealth, strength, and fast thinking to deal with. You'd need a smarter plan than "lure him into Banana Republic and close the security gate with him inside." But you will need a plan.
Also, accidentally make eye contact or show your teeth to that ape and you're dead; like your shoes came off, dead. Can't say the same for the snakes.
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lure him into Banana Republic
"I wish to lodge a formal complaint about the ludicrously misleading naming of this establishment."
Signed Buford Francis Gorilla
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I think that will work for me. Most stores, I have zero interest in.
But if this snake also love arcades, I'm fucked.
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