Post pics of unwashed shelf-stable eggs (this scares the americans)
Post pics of unwashed shelf-stable eggs (this scares the americans)
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As an American, I cannot legally touch any egg that hasn't been ultra-pasteurized followed by continuous cold chain refrigeration and served in either a Styrofoam or pulped paper cardboard egg carton.
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I think you have been misinformed. As an American, I can harvest eggs just like the pictured ones from my own backyard on a regular basis.
They don't even cost any money, they come out of chicken asses for free.
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You must have weird chickens. My lay eggs out if their cloaca.
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Isn’t their asshole like inside the cloaca?
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Their colon is. The coloaca is their asshole, and pee hole, and egg hole.
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Pedantic response, thanks for the great contribution
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What a noob. Ours come from shops. That way, our entire fuckin garden doesn't smell like a crashed ammonia tanker
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As a side note, if your chicken coop smells like a crashed ammonia tanker you need to add more carbon in the coop. Dead leaves, cardboard, shredded wood or wood chips are working well.
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Sorry your yard is so small. Mine is large enough that the chicken coop is far away from the house and is usually not a bother. Summertime when the wind is just wrong can be an annoying stench, but it's almost nothing compared to the smell of dumpsters in a big city during summer heat.
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We call our yards "metres" and they're a little bit bigger than yours
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Off topic pedantry, great response
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Sir, this is a
Wendy'sshitpost community.
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This instantly reminded me of an old Mitchell and Webb sketch lol
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Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
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This is pulped paper cardboard, is it not?
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Your pulped paper cardboard.
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It's so nice of you to gift it to them!
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I just noticed the mistake and I knew one of you smart asses was going to call me out before I message to fix it :(
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You message to fix it? What, you have staff to do it for you?
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I don't even know how the fuck that happened. I give up.
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It's ok. We still like you.
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Thanks bb <3
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Y'all are ruthless.
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Except the ones with girlfriends called Ruth, obv
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Hah, jokes on you. I'm a DUMBass. :p
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“Y’all’s eggs AREN'T chlorine washed? Ewww unsanitary”
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