I can't appreciate fashion for you.

Because I'm the King of Armor

King is punk rock.

EL ASSO WIPO!!! ..... climbs a step ladder that he brought with him, climbs to the top and dramatically power slams himself onto the dining room table and the holiday supper

Because I'm Tekken all the leftovers.

Luchador Khajiit

Slay, King!

King's fucking meat of old Tekken. Him standing like that is worth a praise.

just in case someone needs a flying dropkick