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Can't die from suicide if you die from homicide first
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Can't go to hell from suicide if someone kills you
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True but unfortunately his pants were 2% elastane so he will, in fact, still be going to hell
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That's why I never wear pants at all! See?
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Kirkland signature stretchy jeans are the GOAT. If I'm going to hell, at least I'll be wearing comfy pants
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Oh sht. The cops were the good guys all along. They're angels sent by God to take us all to heaven 🙏🙏🙏
/s (I'm going to vomit from having to type that)
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Truly a big brain move by god
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