What do you think would happen if Putin was assassinated right now?
What do you think would happen if Putin was assassinated right now?
Pick whatever non-NATO source.
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During his next public speech, you'd notice that his eyebrows are slightly bushier, his voice is slightly deeper, and he's suddenly an inch taller.
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"Doppelgangers! Listen!
There is a good news and a bad news for you this morning.
The good news is: Our Great Leader has survived the dangerous attack last night.
The other news is: He has lost his right arm. "
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Took me a few moments to get this
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I tried searching but to no avail, is it a quote?
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If he loses his right arm, and Doppelgangers have to look exactly like him, they also have to lose their right arms
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If Putin loses an arm, all of his doppelgängers will need to lose an arm too. Otherwise they’ll be immediately identified as doppelgängers.
It’s a pretty well known thing that Putin frequently uses lookalikes for public appearances. It’s apparently an old habit from when he was a KGB agent. So if someone snipes him from a rooftop, it’s probably not even him; He can claim to have miraculously survived the shooting, then carry on as if nothing happened.
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