This toilet paper at my work
This toilet paper at my work
Capitalism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus
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Just use a lot of it I guess. It's just gonna cost them more in the long run.
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Except when it's that thin and crappy, some of it's going to break off no matter how much you use.
You can use a lot of it to make the company spend more money refilling, sure, but you can't do a decent wipe with that crap, pun intended, no matter what you do with it.
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Just absolutely demolish the toilet every time you use it.
Make them suck out that half-a-ply-ass-TP with oil rig equipment.
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Flush a bundle of tampons wrapped in floss.
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Soak a large sponge in cornstarch, wrap as small as possible with rubber bands, let dry, cut rubber bands then flush a hand full of these down the toilet.
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Settle down there, Satan.
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How are you guys smuggling all those sabotage supplies to work? 😆
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Gotta do the star fold with the thin stuff, get the grain aligned like plywood to keep it from splitting.
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You mean like some sort of asshole origami? Assigami?
I don't think I've ever wiped my ass with a star. Other than that weird weekend with Ryan Seacrest, of course.
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As a person with bidet at home, I actually carry my own paper when I poo in public places.
I do know that makes me insane.
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The stuff at my job is actually okay but I do keep an emergency roll in my backpack.
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I’m mostly at home, but the stuff at my work is what you’d put in boxes with gifts for holidays lawl
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I don’t see why it makes any difference whether it’s two-ply coiled 50 times around the roll, or one-ply coiled 100 times around the roll.
I actually prefer a handful of one ply. It’s soft and there are more gaps between the plys which makes your handful puffier. You just have to take a longer piece. If that extra effort results in people conserving over time: great.
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