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Issac Newton would like to have a word.
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He's dead
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You dont wana mess with zombie newton.
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…serious about the third law of motion
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No, it's about how hot his husband was.
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Actually he's more partial to chocolate chip cookies
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I thought he preferred cookies with a fig jelly filling
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Who says chocolate chip cookies can't have a fig jelly filling
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Newton, the dead guy who’s in charge of physics and which cookies get figs in them, he decides
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Your post infuriated him so much he came back to life to yell at you for this monstrosity
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That must be why my magnet car is not moving.
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84 comments