same bed length
same bed length
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Yeah, but which one will make women think my penis is huge?
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Front one, dude
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A truck like the front one is driven by someone with nothing to prove.
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You're right! It's true! Little cars make penises look bigger based on relative sizes!
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No no no but which one will make his BUDDIES insecure. That's the kicker.
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Given the stereotype, I guess the tiny truck?
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Ever wonder why this thing can only go 55 MPH? Yup, my Magnum dong! Nothing slows down a truck like moving around that hunk of meat, let me tell you! Now about our date.
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Because your dick is always a ratio of your car size
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inverse ratio
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Why don't we have ratios for other things besides dick size though?
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Bank account
Rudeness
Self insecurity
Here you go with a few
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Nah those things are too wishy washy, bank account I can kinda understand but there's a lot of rich dumb cunts, just look at Trump
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Yep inherited wealth lasts just as long
Anyway he's not my problem I live somewhere else. I still cringe though when he opens his mouth.
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