We were warned.

It appears to be the majority of Doctors most Americans can afford...
- This is not what I thought they meant when they said universal healthcare.
  
  Child: Mom can we have universal healthcare? Mom: We have universal healthcare at home. The healthcare we have at home:
  It’s easy, pick any doctor in your network.

Excuse me, my esteemed aerial cephalopod, but I don't see a doctor in front of your name. Those sodas didn't end up hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt getting their doctorates to be dissed by you.
- I'm far too modest to mention my 6 years at Harvard Medical School followed by a 4 year residency at Johns Hopkins and, of course, my 134 published papers in medical journals.
  
  a 4 year residency at Johns Hopkins
  I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins... It was me, Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering... And they were blazin' that shit up everyday!

Me trying to explain the backstory of Britain's longest-running sci-fi series
- Dr.who now that's a soda I have yet to try
- Doctor:I'm the doctor. Me: dr what? Doctor: no no you're supposed to say who. Why did you say what. Doctor who intro starts and the title is "the carbonated waters of Mars"

Back in my soda drinking days, Dr. Thunder was pretty legit.
- It's a damn good replacement for Dr. Pepper, even today. Hell of a lot cheaper if you ever buy in bulk.

Fucked up in the crib sippin dr perky
- Can you imagine if you went to the E.R. and were told your attending physician was Dr. Perky?
  
  Friend of mine: 'Haven't been "Dr Perky" since my first kid.'

I respect any soda that puts in the time and effort to earn a doctorate degree. You know who I don't respect? Mr. Pibb, who can can take his undergrad ass and fuck right off.
- Excuse me, but Pibb now identifies as Xtra, not Mr. I think we should respect their gender identity.
- It doesn't take a medical degree to know that stepping on a cushion would be comfy.

Leave Dr Shasta alone. That shit (and its variants) slaps.
- Cream Soda Shasta in a half-can is a time machine that sends me to my grandparents house when I was 7.
  
  My daughters love cream soda shasta. And so do I.

Not pictured: Dr. Smooth
(although it's been a long time - maybe they don't make this anymore?)

I want a Dr. Becker. I loved that show
- Becker was on for so long but a lot of people still never gave it a chance.
- Highly underrated show. It made me realize Ted Danson was actually funny long before The Good Place.
  
  Bored to Death did that for me.

My favorite dumb Dr. name was "Dr. Furr's" from Furr's supermarkets in the 80s
- There is some erotic Dr. Furr fan fiction that will not surprise you.
  
  I’m not sure how Roy Furr would feel about that. I wish I could find a photo of some old guy from the 60s to link but apparently it’s also the name of an Internet marketing person.

As a former soda enthusiast I will always die on this hill. Dr. Pepper is Dr. Pepper. No, your Mr. Pibs and Dr. Thunders are not "basically the same thing," just give me a damn root beer instead!
- I absolutely agree. There's no beating the OG. But I'm a big fan of Dr Shasta too.

Doctor Snag down there trying to hide from the police after the college students made a game out of mixing him 1:1 with whiskey and making pledges drink until they fall over.
If that's real, and not AI, that wins. Store brand of the year.