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I'll take a foldable solar panel, a tablet PC with its entire storage full of porn, and the dog.
Everything else I need I'll trade in exchange for a half hour in my dog-guarded porn booth.-
Phew. For a second I was concerned for the dog. The internet is a dark place
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Yeah, I was wondering why there was no peanut butter in the mix 🤣.
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It’s…your dog!
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You could instead have a solar panel, light laptop with lots of nudes, and a printer. Source out the ink and paper from office buildings and trade nudes for stuff.
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For that, I'd have to go into office buildings regularly, and they were full of zombies even before the apocalypse.
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Solar panel's not on there.
NO PORN FOR YOU. OFF TO HORNY JAIL WITH YOU.
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I know. So I take the dog and the Jeep x3, and sell the three Jeeps to some idiots while the gas still isn't spoiled.
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