Please stop the ride, I want off
Please stop the ride, I want off
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Depends how old your parents are. They likely have the full lead Teflon combo
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Don't forget that sweet sweet asbestos
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Don’t forget the itchy cotton candy they put in walls.
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Yummy. I was shoulder deep in that fuzz today. Seasoned with spiders and mouse poop. Extra delish.
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We all have Teflon and its replacements. Something like 99% of humanity has detectable PFAS in their blood.
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And microplastics.
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I think we’re all loaded with those now, even the clouds are polluted with them.
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Every lifeform and biotope on the planet has them. They're unavoidable at this point.
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Sadly they have all 3. 🥴
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I’m one of the lucky members of said group. /s
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Teflead body enhancement.
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What are the superpowers it gives me, aside from cancer?
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You won’t rust or stick to the pan?
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Meat won't stick to you.
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Slides right off the bone!
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The skeleton is finally free from this flesh prison
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Some limited antiknock when we burn you
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