Now Apple users can truly flex

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I have always had an Android phone, while my wife has had iPhones. Whenever one of the kids got old enough to get their own phone, they inherited hers and gave her an excuse to get a new iPhone. (Meanwhile I just traded mine in.)
The unintentional result is that she can never find a charging cable or block for her phone because the kids keep taking them (and inevitably somehow breaking them), while I have a surplus of ways to charge my own. And also the kids' batteries are always low, because they can't figure out how to ration screen use with an old-ass worn out battery.
So everyone else in the house is always squabbling about who took the charger, while I rarely see my phone dip below 50%. They hate it SO MUCH when I point this out. I swear I try not to smirk when I do.
- I mean, your kids didn't choose to have an iphone, so it seems like kind of a dick move towards them specifically.
  
  Well, we actually did give them the choice. They all chose iPhone, though I admit we encouraged that because it was simpler to lock those down and keep track of their location with them when they were younger.
  My oldest had his for a few years and switched to an Android when he became more tech savvy and realized that an Apple didn't afford him the customization he wanted and didn't mesh as well with the PC he built with his summer job money.
  I kind of like that we have an assortment of ecosystems in the house, because it exposes them to the advantages and drawbacks of each. Lord knows they hear me cussing out Windows often enough when I use the laptop, so maybe they'll be motivated to learn to use another OS when they're older.
  
  Or they could take the route I did.
  I looked at Zorin and went "Ooh, pretty!" and learned how to install it
  And that's why I use Linux
- Good news! With the next generation iPhone, your cables are no longer safe.
  
  D'oh!
- I went to visit my in-laws one winter and my Samsung charging block turned up missing. I'm the only non-Apple phone in the family. I'd be mad, but I'm sure someone needed it more than me.

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