Behold and despair!
Behold and despair!
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How do you know when someone is coming over uninvited?
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-a person terrified of butterflies
-covered themselves in fruit juice??
-sat outside when the uninvited guest was coming over
-became the butterfly god
I've seen more believable stories in green text. The only reasonable part is planting milkweed
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Probably texted saying “I’m coming over”, OP replied “No” or perhaps “Fuck off” and then they show up anyway
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some common friend spilled the tea in advance perhaps
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When they text you "I'm on my way" and ignore your: please don'ts
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That’s when you hurriedly plant milkweed and force the monarchs to begin their migration immediately from your backyard, while you bathe in fruit juice.
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"they wouldn't stop showing up" so person planted milkweed to gather butterflies for the inevitable fruit juice bath storm.
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Not everyone remembers to turn off "share my location with Instagram friends".
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