Im done with this shit, see yall!
Im done with this shit, see yall!
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Oh come on, it's just now getting funny. It's horrific still with other things, but this is funny.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-freezes-as-man-collapses-right-behind-him-in-oval-office/
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Seriously. I'm so here for milking the lolz from this for as long as possible.
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Meanwhile, while everyone is talking about the trump/clinton trist:
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That’s technically what Maga voters think too 🤷
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Why does it look like Donny's photoshopped in this pic? xD
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There are numerous angles of this. I think it's because he didn't give one shit about the guy falling and was very disappointed he couldn't announce his thing.
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Apparently, Bill likes getting his dick sucked—not to an unhealthy degree—but to a history altering degree.
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Wouldn't it be wild if two different presidents were impeached, a quarter century apart, because Bill Clinton got his dick sucked?
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Wouldn't it be wild if dick sucking got him and not raping children because americans hate one of these things nore than the other?
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Up there with Genghis Khan's on the Mount Rushmore of world altering penises.
Although, I don't really see what's impeachable about this, but I also know that the right doesn't seem happy and the rules don't matter anyway so hey.
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Isn't that already cleared in hearings, "I did not have sex with that woman", BJ is not sex /s
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that's the key, we were all focused on the "did not have sex" instead the tricky bit was "that woman".
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If a BJ is not sex then Im straight as spaghetti
Edit: My browser decided to save that as a "note" now I dont know where it is or how to delete it.
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Im straight as spaghetti
Cooked spaghetti is quite non-straight in my book.
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The wild part is that bill didn't believe it was sex as long as the other person didn't finish him off.
The Dollop podcast covered it recently. Absolutely astonishing.
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Our first LGBT president ! 🏳️🌈 We should all rejoice, peace and harmony is coming
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I think you mean our second, because this makes Bill the first.
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There's as much evidence that Obama had gay sex with a homeless man.
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I really want to end it but there are a few people I have to outlive out of spite.
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I can't wait for the fanfic
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My Lemmy is already flooded.
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Looks like the White House has a new "Throat GOAT".
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Nancy Reagan is raging in hell right now!
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I fully understand just how much people hate Trump. Please report or challenge any comments that are homophobic, or have an anti LGBT angle. Him being a monster isnt an excuse for it
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Totally okay to make fun of a homophobe for being a hypocrite. But also on that note, this
Matters what you're saying. Dude blowing another dude isn't bad. A homophobe being revealed to have done gay stuff IS hilarious.
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So a closeted homosexual person targets and hurts other homosexual people for being open.
Internalized hate is a thing.
It should be called out for being homophobic too.
And it is monster behaviour.
Overt VS covert behaviour isn’t an excuse to pick the side of the monster here. In fact it is monster behaviour in itself because it’s Abuse by proxy.
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Please use spoilers or mark NSFL
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yeah great thanks for that mental image
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I remember those days, kids. The dark times. It all started with a gorilla named Harambe…
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Book of Endings, 1:15-23
15 - And lo, when Harambe ascended to his rightful reward, he found the great seat empty, the post abdicated, for the Creator had forsaken the creation.
16 - Finding the holy promontory abandoned, Harambe chose, then, to take that highmost throne and make for himself a lofty view of creation.
17 - And He did gaze upon the world and found it wanting.
18 - And Harambe wept, for there were no greater heights to conquer.
19 - It came to pass that Harambe did gnash his teeth and, seeing only the world below him, realised the nature of the prison to which he had committed himself.
20 - And Harambe contented himself with throwing the many integral parts of that world through the bars of the prison in which he now found himself, like an Ape throwing feces through the bars of his cage.
21 - And there came then great plagues from the animals of the land, and storms from the seas. Fire rose from the air and the people of the land below cried out.
22 - And Harambe, hearing their cries, sought to ameliorate their fears by throwing more of his dung from that great height.
23 - And lo, the many peoples of the Earth began to accustom themselves to the persistent rain of feces, now transubstantiated into flesh and land and time.
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At this point you should filter news through AI to get rid of such spam.
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I mean, we're definitely converging towards that. To even get the web usable, we'll need ublock-style (human curated) slop trackers as a first layer, then some kind of local agent double checking for obvious spam.
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The barely readable "Related" column: 😳
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The Three Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
We live in the end times.
*I mixed up the Three Musketeers and the Four Horsemen
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What, you have not yet acclimated to the Clown World timeline/dimension?
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The clowns warned us. We wondered why they were appearing and what they meant. It seems pretty clear now.
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PoV, you live in a Wattpad story.
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Fuck, if 2 not quite video essays on the topic have it right, this means Im bound to be pegged at some point, and I don't want to reach the ending.
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I'm cautiously optimistic about all this, but it feels very much like 9 years ago when pizzagate broke.
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Did we cross over from the worst timeline to the best? Or is this still the worst?
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It's the stupidest.
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The realest, weirdly enough.
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Well on the upside ... we have a gay president
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It harkens back to when the GOP were clutching pearls over bills BJ.
Trump has done everything the GOP whine about democrats doing and they line up to metaphorically jerk him off. It only makes sense they be reminded of all the damage they've done to this country in their quest for power.
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Big Beautiful Bill, obviously AI -
The asswipe Vlad knows and he will not share with us.
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Anything to distract from the fact that he definitely had sex with children.
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It potentially is a fake "cover" article, literally an article made to deluge the internet search index with the keywords "epstein" and "trump" but with a less heinous and more confusing, not damning headline (the only thing most people read). Thus anybody searching for the keywords in the future will find nothing (in the first page of google, bing, or brainrot character generator matrix of your choice)
Apparently they do this quite a lot in UK, i've heard (Boris). Once you know it, you see it a lot.
Just reading the actual "article" is usually wild, quality worse than tabloids, and you're left confused, because why would someone spend time and effort writing an article that is not interesting in any way, completely unfounded, just plain nothing. Well, the reason is usually they did have a reason, and the reason was money and malicious. These days it's most likely AI slop.
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They finally got my slash fiction script.
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Presidential NTR…
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There's gotta be a numbers joke here I'm not smart enough to come up with.
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Love to see all the liberals coming out and thinking homophobia and misogyny is fair game just because it's someone we all despise.
These smearing tactics just make me roll my eyes. How about I don't know.... focusing on the fact that both of these men are monsters and that they raped women and children? I think that is enough to get the point across.
I have seen countless posts on here and on redlib that it makes me fucking sick these people would consider themselves progressive. I mean fuck the leftist subreddit had someone that had a sketch implying that trump was taking women's jobs by sucking bill's dick. With about 70-100 upvotes. That's just fucking misogyny!
Don't even come at me with the "it's funny cause he is homophobic" type shit. Guess what buddy! It makes you homophobic too! If someone who is trans commits a crime that doesn't automatically give me the right to be transphobic or misgender them. At that point you feed into the right and homophobes arguments. You make them valid, "look they even say it too when it's someone they don't like."
For fuck sake get it together people.
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You just described the tolerance paradox.
Saying he's bi curious is not an insult unless you think being bi curious is insulting. It's only harmful to his base and homophobes everyone else just finds it hilariously hypocritical.
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Well he sucked someone off, that's the important part.
Sucked something off. It could have been a horse.