The Men Who Stare at Goats
The Men Who Stare at Goats
To be clear: There is nothing wrong with getting your suck on so long as all parties involved consent
(also shamelessly stolen from Strike at resetera)
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Okay I'm drawing a blank on this, who is she?
Edit: Jesus what's with the downvotes? You guys do realise that not everything revolves around US politics and not everyone will be familiar with every single "famous" person you consider well known?
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Nancy Reagan, President Ronald Reagan's wife. She had a Hollywood reputation for being the GOAT for blowjobs.
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Thanks, now that's in my search history
https://www.vice.com/en/article/nancy-reagan-throat-goat-mgm-lot-hollywood-blowjobs-twitter/
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Well known throat goat Nancy Reagan
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Former first lady of the U.S., Nancy Reagan
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Absolute historical fact: Trump's (and Roger Stone's) political mentor was the psychopathic mob lawyer Roy Cohn, who died of AIDS in the 90s, denying he was gay to very end. One Republican leader said that Cohn wasn't gay, he just enjoyed sexually dominating young blonde men. Apparently that isn't gay in MAGA circles. Whatever you have to tell yourself...
Anyway, it should be noted that when Trump and Roger Stone were under Cohn's mentorship, they were both young blonde men.
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Unacceptable revisionism. We all know it's Russia. Russia here, Russia there, Russia everywhere, under the table, under the bed, behind the dryer, in the dishwasher.
Everything except home-grown causes.
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Trump has met every president since Nixon except for Ford. The US has been treating this wretched excuse for a human being like royalty his whole life.
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you don’t piss off your supplier
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Who are these people? This one is going over my head.
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- Donald Trump (Blue suit; sitting US President)
- Nancy Reagan (Pink dress; former US First Lady)
It is alleged that in her day Nancy enjoyed giving head. Nacent revelations allege that Donald sucked off "Bubba" (presumably Bill Clinton, former US president) and that Putin has pics.
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What the almighty fuck.
The least plausible thing about this is that Putin has been able to keep his mouth shut about it.
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Nacent revelations allege that Donald sucked off "Bubba" (presumably Bill Clinton, former US president) and that Putin has pics.
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What...?
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Thank you!
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So wouldn't a picture of Trump with Monica Lewiński make more sense?
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Oh fuck that took me a second
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The Men Who Rent Their Throats
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Looks like Ron is wearing a tan suit, uh oh
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It's ok he's white
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NO WAY! 🤣 How did you know they met?
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Look at her face. I don't even have to know what he is saying to know that it was wildly inappropriate, but he thought it was really clever, and demonstrated how roguishly charming he is.
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"Nancy, I heard you can deepthroat?"
"...and?"
"I'm pretty good but I can't lick the balls, will you teach me everything you know?"
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And are of consenting age.
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When did Trump start bleaching his hair?
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Who is the woman?
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Nancy Reagan, whose fellatio skills are legendary.
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Is it gay to blow Nancy Regan? I don't really get any references to the text, other than the look on her face could be "you're gonna be giving me head soon".
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Nancy “Throat GOAT” Reagan
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Now it all makes sense. He’s frikn gay. Trump is gay. He is into theatre, that’s why he’s always so performative. He is distant to Melania not because he’s an old weirdo but because he’s just not into her. He talks weird about women because he thinks that straight men talk like this as this was the tone in his circle. His attitude towards autocrats is because he is a bottom. It all just makes sense. Why didn’t it come to me earlier
He's not gay he's just very bisexual. And his preference in women is Young and underage and probably prepubescent. Something resembling a male but that he can stick his dick into. And who knows maybe his dick doesn't even fucking work and he just wants to play other ways. Either way Donald j Trump current president of the United States and self avowed best friend of Jeffrey r Epstein is a child rapist.
Idk if he's even bi. I don't think his relationship with sex is healthy enough that personal attraction plays a role in it for him. I think he would act the same if he had any orientation because he's clearly only having sex for feelings of power. Going down on the president in a sex party for elites was a display of status and possibly even a way to gain it. His attractions to women clearly align with his desire to gain, use, and flaunt power and status. When it comes to power he specifically desired the power to hurt people. It's models, porn stars, and children. Never pursuing an equal.
That said, I wouldn't be surprised if Bubba was Jeffrey Epstein.
I think he’s great he’s gay I just wish he wasn’t a dictator piece of shit.
Remember Captain Holt from Brooklyn 99? He was gay, but when he was undercover as a straight man, he'd say all sort of hilarious stuff to prove that he has no idea what men find attractive about women.
Holt was always focused on their "heavy" breasts.
"That's my favorite part of a woman. There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis."
"I loved her big heavy breasts. They were five pounds each"
Nothing wrong with a good heavy breast.
Tell that to the abused underaged girls, I guess?
There are rumors about him sexually abusing young boys as well
Don't forget he's having a butt baby with Satan.
i've never known a straight man to wear that much makeup
Not gay. Bi. He is bi. He assaulted enough women in secret so he's definitely attracted to them.
Maybe he just legitimately hates them
We should have figured when he kept doing the double-jerk-off dance to YMCA at his rallies lmao