Steam Machine Companion Cube
Steam Machine Companion Cube
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Welp, that was fast.
... hopefully, it will not stab anyone.
This time.
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Its ok. The corners are sanded down /s
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Just make sure it's never dark.
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i hope it comes with a tiny voice line generator so it can silently judge me while i play bad games.
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It should have LEDs, so it can blush when playing pervy games.
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I mean it does have a LED strip at the bottom, I am sure you might be able to mod it and use that header.
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Removed by Moderator — Modlog
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Times like this i need to remember to not needlessly buy stuff
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Aperture Science Entertainment Cube
^*may ^include ^trace ^amounts ^of ^asbestos
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According to the lore, it may even contain the remains of aperature employees.
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Shut up and take my money!
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I don't need it... I don't need it... I don't need it...
But.......
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It will be the clearest indicator possible that Valve doesn't need more money, if they don't sell this as a special edition.
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smash it or get it out of my house
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To the incinerator room?
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I want my cube to be the puzzle box from the original hellraiser movie.
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That image looks very AI generated.
But that doesn't mean I don't want the fucking thing.
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How so, i dont see any of the tell tale signs, the geometry is consistent, the shapes on the companion cube are accurate, everything is either curved or a straight edge, shadows make sense, and it doesnt have that glossy polished ai art style a lot of public models have. Plus is has the button and removable front plate we saw with the stock steam machine 2 in the right places, am i missing something
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It looks like they merged the original picture with a companion cube image.
Some suspicious things are the openings for the USB ports which are way too narrow to plug anything into, the extremely fast timeframe in which this image was produced, the angle of the box which matches 100% with the original picture, and there only being 1 low quality picture of it. Almost all of this points towards an AI image merge, which also explains why the openings, edges, button and shadows would be close to perfect.
Keep in mind that I'm not saying they will not produce this. But let's also not let our love for this thing cloud objective reasoning.
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I am holding out for a lament configuration.
Fun fact about that cube
If you connect the centers of all faces with edges, you get a tetrahedron
And if you solve it you will be shown such sights, and your suffering will be legendary.
An octahedron
Reminds me of The Moment from Dr. Who. Suppose it probably took a bit of inspiration from Hellraiser.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who pictured this cube.
This one seems like it could be a vinyl sticker.