One-uppers

"Building and deploying a thermonuclear weapon was the easy part. Getting the color just right, however..."

i need to show this to all those people who think that i have an unhealthy sense of humour

this is hilarious 🤣

Billionaires destroy the world.

"It would have been a girl !!"

What if some advanced alien species created our universe just for a gender reveal party? /s

Not to sound sexist but I feel like a atomic bomb screams "it's a boy" only someone dumb enough would cause this much damage