Tales From the Tables #56: The Yawning Portal, part 1

Hear ye, hear ye! Our intrepid misadventurers are back in episode 56 of Tales From the Tables, and they make a new acquaintance!

A esteemed scholar, famed traveller, explorer of not insignificant renown, beloved raconteur of tales of high adventure!

This will surely go well, right? ... right?