I love fucking pasta
I love fucking pasta
I love fucking pasta
Spoiler Alert! It’s the alfredo primavera
Someone's going to have to watch the video to confirm
I watched it back in the day.
I'm not sure if it's true, but it does make all kinds of sense.
According to the video, it’s actually mac & cheese 🤤
What the fuck is an Alfredo?
Fancy Mac and cheese
Sauce?
Looks like it yeah
I hope he takes the best pasta and finds the best sauce next
r/196, This person (I forgot which gender they like to go by) was a frequent poster there and would post these videos and a lot of other nsfw adjacent ones a few years ago.
Pesto if you're into the sloppy seconds nut.
Pomarolla
Is this "if PornHub monetised and incentivised content creators like YouTube does"?
Also: The pasta - cooked or raw? 🤡
Nobody’s fucking raw pasta, mate
Well, he did slip on a rubber first.
so he cant impregnate the pasta.
al dente is the way to go when it comes to fucking pasta
Sounding with an uncooked spaghetti.
I'll leave that one oit there hanging.
You're a monster.
I prefer Tagliatelle
I dislike you for this post, but at least your username checks out.
I would laugh, but potato.
no love for fusilli?
Aw man this person lol. I remember them from the old world subreddit
No honey. I said "i fucking love pasta". This is not a new kink you have to learn about. Just a misunderstanding
I understood what you said. And I understood what I said.
I miss anarchostripperism
Do calzones next!
Rhett and Link are really expanding the brand.
As you can see, we can't.
Outrageous! What's the link so I can make sure I never see it?
Edit I thought it was a joke video. I did not realize. I don't regret looking it up or anything, but it's not my thing.
Hot person, though
Fucking clickbait, which type is it?
I suppose you would need to check the original source...
Sigh, fine. Time to cook.
Finally mankind has evolved beyond feet, 20 more years like this and we might move past furry's too
Ain't no rule that pasta can't go on furry feet, last time that I checked, mon frere.
How does rigatoni rate?
RICKKKKYYYY. FUCKING RRRRRRRIGATONIII baby
I think too many things are illegal. This is not one of those things.
Post needs a link with NSFW tag (for accessibility).
Can someone brave enough please FINALLY post the eventual tier list he comes up with
As an Italian, I'm lost for words
Use expressive hand gestures. 🤌
my hands are trembling
Everyone thinks they're manicotti, but in the end, we're all just ditalini.
This can’t be real
It is a really video. It's like, a surprising detailed review.
First day on the Internet, eh?
Yes feels like :s , hard enough to believe that some guys stick their thing in pasta… but that someone actually made a serious review about it ? Guess, I wanna keep my naivety
So what's the answer? I feel a chubby coming on and just can't wait!
I'd say canneloni. Not tested though. Sauce optional.
I think we need some hypotheses here. My guess is that a short, springy pasta like a rotini or a fusili, or even a cavatappi, would be best, as opposed to something long and stringy, like spaghetti or fettuccine. Angel Hair would be far too delicate if the passion gets...vigorous.
Thoughts?
Gotta be rotini, it's ribbed
Marketing!
I was at the brewery recently and one of the televisions was just on a playlist of this YouTube channel with some old Italian grandmas, chilling at home, making handmade pasta.
Would love a Collab.
Giggity
samyang 3x spicy
Burning Hole
Ah, this generation has found its Jason Biggs.
Obviously it's puttanesca
Matpat is not who he used to be...
hello the peak
I'm in Oklahoma, anyone got a non-PH link?
He basically has them inside (translucent) sex toys and puts his dick in there. I am not sure you would be missing much. 😆
Yes. www.protonvpn.com
He did canned beans too. I will not elaborate
I'll be disappointed if Bush's isn't the most fuckable brand of bean.
Mom walked in without knocking and caught me rolling that beautiful bean footage.
So you like some fur?
Bean footage isn't so beautiful now, is it?
tosses beans a towel
Clean yourself up. You're a mess.
Dammit. I ate some Bush's beans with dinner tonight. Apparently I'm doing it all wrong.
Not safe for Lemmy.
No need to.
So it's all about food, huh? Not my thing, but I understand. We've all dipped our... toes... into the whipped cream/ chocolate syrup/ honey world.