Hard to come by expertise
Hard to come by expertise
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Transylvania has no vampires; you should come here without any stakes or garlic or sunlight or crosses
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I know right, I lived there for nearly 500 years and never saw a single vampire!
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That's what a vampire from Transylvania would say, nice try
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I know that this is a trap, but it's still the only vacation I can afford.
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It's the only vacation you'll ever need!
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That’s a hell of a load bearing tailgate
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There appears to be a beam across the width of the truck, besides that tailgate looks more than sturdy enough.
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Vampire for Slayer Hire
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Don’t dead open inside
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Slayer would totally party with some vampires
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I’m really hoping they have a gigantic pencil sharpener somewhere!
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we're gonna need a shitton of
nickelslead
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One thing about living in Transylvania I never could stomach; all the damn vampires.
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So we ACTUALLY live in the World of Darkness
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Proof: the Weaver went mad and with it, the Wyrm.
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Look what they need to mimic a fraction of Guillermo de la Cruz power. I saw him kill vampires with a pencil duringa sneeze!
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Do they not have any police?
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they do but most of them were involved in hit-and-runs and sent back to 1973.
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In the uk? Yes ofc but they don’t really get seen much on motorways
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I mean the first half is already technically correct.
So much so I was mildly confused by the punchline
What is this, a truck of soon-to-be-pencils for giants?
fenceposts most likely.
that or your moms acupuncture kit for her fat neck.
This is so out of pocket. It's great.