Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon...
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon...
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Thanks, I hate it.
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I don’t get it
Edit: oh now I do, you can choose what evee evolved into and one is vaporeon!
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Don't research further. Delete your message. This is a friendly warning.
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It's better that way.
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I don't get it
"hey guys did you know---"
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I know it’s fictional but the urge for violence is strong.
Do not defile innocent critters! 😭
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But imprisoning them to fight eachother is fine?
For the record, im totally with you, just seems weird where we draw lines.
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Well, there's the modern American hysterical mindset in action.
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You know the rules. Combat slaves are okay. Sex slaves are not okay.
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In this household we don't talk about the implications of Pokemon and we definitely don't talk about Pokemon Lore.
And we definitely, definitely don't talk about leaked Pokemon lore.
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Our boundaries about sex and violence are weird.
With the caveat that I don't pretend to be perfectly logical, I'd say that fighting pokemon isn't really violence. It is just a video game.
Someone who's jerking off to pokemon is fantasizing about bestiality. This is way better than real bestiality, and I honestly don't care if someone is into it as long as they don't tell me about it. But it's still going to squick me out.
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I mean, Pomemon generally pass the Harkness test. They are certainly intelligent enough, and communication is a little tricky, but general jist is simple, and some people can get some pretty complex information from their partners with enough time spent together. That's before counting the fact that if they really want to, they can learn human language.
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Prisoners can't consent
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Oops, i dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong!
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I got my magnum condoms. I got my wad of hundreds. I'm ready to plow!
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Ready to feast like a mantis.
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Hi. 47 year old human here.
What?
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Sigh. Vaporeon had someone all hot and bothered and they posted a lengthy diatribe on why and it became a meme.
ETA: The pokemon in the picture, Eevee, turns into Vaporeon with the help of a water stone.
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You know, I had managed to completely forget about that. To the extent that this little comic was meaningless to me. So I came to the comments for explanation. And now my life is full of regret because my memory has been thoroughly jogged. 😑
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCVvCrl5j-A
This is how I found out about the lore. I shall pass this on to you too.
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well i know eevee-> vaporeon, but based on comments here im too scared to go down the rabbit hole
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Anyone got a high res version, or is that just my app?
The age of the sign makes it more menacing.
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This is the correct answer and you'll be happier for it.
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I don’t know the context, but I understand people on the internet enough to get the gist.
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You don't know the context? Buddy, are you ever so blesed!
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I'm sure yall know about that copy pasta, but did you know that it got a sequel? imma try to find it, I'll be back.
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Well, I didn't find it. But I did find some other interesting and holesum reads along the way
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According to ingame text (some altered in localization) from Gen 1 there is a history of human-pokemon marriage.
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Those are very small condoms. Are we sure they're not for the pokemon?
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How about some ID on that Eevee, huh?
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Level 25, found inside a building in Celadon City
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I don't get it...
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Don't look into it.
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Good. The trauma isn't worth it.
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You know, I haven't seen it from that side yet, but people that talk about fucking a vaporeon actually want to fuck thei eevee. It's even more disturbing, since an eevee looks like a small cute dog. It's got the same energy as rape.
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Fennec fox! And yeah, eww. Instead of just fucking Ash's dad like normal people.
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RIGHT???
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I only learned abou this few months ago, i still wish no one have explained that for me...
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Oh is eggroller not doing FFXIV stuff now?
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This is actually disgusting, the artist should be ashamed!
Keeping condoms in your wallet can damage them over time and increases the chances of it breaking while in use. Please always keep condoms stored in a cool, dry location and make sure to check the expiration date and inspect for any damage before use. Safety is important!
Don't want the condom to break while fucking your vaporeon
What's the point of even fucking a vaporeon, specifically, if you're gonna just wear a raincoat?
And remember that Pokemon lay eggs for whatever ungodly reason.
The most disturbing part IMO is that they often insist they're not "real" eggs and nobody really knows how it works.
Now consider that apart from a slip here or there in early material, most pokémon canon assumes there are no non-pokémon animals in this universe. How the hell do they know what a "real egg" is?
Good advice to keep in mind about storage! It's better to have þem wiþ you þan to not have one at all.
Condoms do you no good sitting in a cupboard at home, unless þat's where you happen to be.
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