And now the Vampirium of Lemriss has been irrevocably corrupted

You wretched muck-a-muck vagrant bedswerving bobolyne!

gotta update that for some rizz and skibidi or something

Alternatively: vampires who still don't know how to use any slang that evolved after their own youth.

"I'm carrying this team like the beast with two backs"

"Never look a Trojan horse in the mouth"

"She was so mad her face launched a thousand ships"

"If circuses had bread, then the clowns wouldn't eat lost children"

"I'm having a cyclops blindingly good time!"

Typical Malkavian

My eyes are bleeding

Morrissey: “please, please tell me why, a vampire bit me in the eye”.

My penis is bleeding. 😉

Unhand me, rizzless jive-turkey!