Vested
Vested
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This dad jokes.
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Vestern problems.
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I personally prefer a nice thick wool sweater, but I suppose you'll just accuse me of being too heavily invested.
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Better than when we had hot dogs for dinner, wurst day ever
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You live a charmed live if a juicy weiner between the buns is what you call your wurst day.
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That's the vest joke I've heard in a while.
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They obviously had vested interests
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Top patenting.
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Thanks dad!
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So like did the children come standard with this joke or did you have to tell this joke to become a dad?
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It's not my joke, but am Dad and I believe the kids have to come first and then BAM! Dad jokes.
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
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Ok boomer.
I'd put some batteries in the vest pockets and say By the power vested in me I now pronounce you son and daughter. You may not kiss anyone until you're 18
That's so meaaan