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So glad we’re out of the obligatory mustache era.
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True, although I think it’s great that beards have made a comeback
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nah i could probably rock one of these if i ate with a straw
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Mama says Friedrich Nietzsche was ornery cuz he got all them mustache hairs and no mustache comb.
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Every time I have chicken soup, there's never any chicken bits in it
Harrumphs and blows out his mustache, showering the locality in chicken globs
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He doesn't need to eat in the standard manner, he can just strain krill out of the ocean like a whale.
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Everything I eat tastes like the last thing I ate.
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In this case, everything you eat tastes like the first thing you ate.
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If your beard looks like that, it's probably quite flavorful.
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very [ee]nteresting.
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How do you even kiss that man?
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Great philosophers don't get kissed, silly. (Actually Nietzsche himself likely said something like that.)
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I could probably grow a mustache like that, but I think my chances of getting kissed are low enough as it is.
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Nietzsche appears to have evolved independently to fill the same environmental niche as Dr Zoidberg.
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What does not kill you makes you stronger. Chew that hair.
This picture of him is a sad one to use, because he was extremely deteriorated at this point.
Other pictures don't seem much less mustachey.
That's still pretty dang mustachey
Indeed, this picture is from the last year or so of his life when he was completely lost to mental illness. It looks goofy at first but is quite disturbing when you know the context behind it.
I was going to say he looks like he made a bad deal with Ursula, but now I feel bad
Syphilis?
It's debated with no clear answer. Syphilis is one suggested reason. From what we know he was apparently just a sickly man in general, so it could have been a number of compounding things.