Favourite Scruffy line?
Favourite Scruffy line?
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“Why aren’t you fixing the boiler?”
“Scheduling conflict.” flips through magazine
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Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived. licks finger and turns the page of Zero-g Juggs magazine
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It's wrong, wash bucket. Oh, it would be sweet for a while, but in the back of our minds we'd know that I'm a man and you're janitorial equipment.
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In another city, we could be anyone we want.
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Scruffy believes in this company.
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excellent taste in quotes.
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Prison’s not so bad. You can make Sangria in the toilet. Of course, it’s shank or be shanked.
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Terlet
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Of course it is.
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Scruffy’s gonna get himself another one of those three hundred dollar haircuts… This one’s lost it’s pizzazz.
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Jail's not so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet. Course, it's shank or be shanked.
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Second
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Second
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Second
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Scruffy, do you have any varmint grease?
What viscosity do you need?
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"Mhmm"
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marmalade
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Scruffy's on break slowly comps one potato chip
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Life and death are a seamless continuum. Mmhmm.
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A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld. Welp, into the terlet.
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Done broke my spine.
Nice rack, tho...
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The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long. Mmhm
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"Who the hell are you?"
"I'm Scruffy... The janitor."
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Bite my shiny metal ass.
(yes, he did say it)
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sinister silence as he backs out of the room
Context: “I hid it in a secret hiding place whose location I never told anyone. Not even Scruffy!”
My job? Toilets 'n boilers, boilers 'n toilets, plus that one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare.