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Both these shorts are woefully bereft of cargo pockets.
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I think I carried stuff because of the cargo. When I left the cargo in the past, it was like a weight off my shins. I all of a sudden didn't feel obligated to lug shit around. I was free
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This post is lacking thicc thighs
Edit:
You got a thick ass
Four wheel drive
Thick like a manatee
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be the change you want to see in the world
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I’ll wear the shorter shorts at home, but the way my balls are set up they will never be in the shorts. I’m sure someone wants to see them, but I don’t want folks seeing them while I’m out for a run. 😅
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Gyroscopic run stabilization
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I want to see them. 👀
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They have liners and shit on some of these shorties
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Yeah, any tiny men's shorts I have ever owned have had the interior hammock. Most of them were designed for exercising in, so they gotta be able to keep you from slapping around it's not conducive to a good workout.
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Why would you want shit on your shorts?
At least, before you wear them. Then shit on them all you want.
The pre-wear shitting is where I csn't follow.
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Old men at the gym approve.
If you know what I mean
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Talk about low hanging fruit
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Any pair of shorts with an inseam longer than 5" is homophobic
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Why?
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The first one shows off legs and butt better
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Ahh 80s shorts, where ALL your assets are on display
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why not?
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Not for me, but you can, as visual candy for me
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Need to get my girl some of these.
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Be the change you want to see and get yourself a pair.
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forget about your girl. you don't control her, get them for yourself
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Oh of course I don’t control her, but I’m sure she’d be down. I’m also sure she’d enjoy me in a pair!
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I control my girlfriend. She only wears what I DEMAND.
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It's all situational. A skirt is better than both if you're not doing anything where a seam is needed. But I'd rather hike or swim in something with trunks.
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But what about a skort?
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Worst of both worlds.
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Are you forgetting about jorts?
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True
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This is more a “how-to” post.
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At first I thought I was on c/running and was about to agree.
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ok, sure. I don't think the people on the train will appreciate my wrinkled old sack hanging out though....
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Briefs, jockstraps, or thongs for life. I'd rather go commando than wear either of these two fucking things as underwear.
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They're not underwear, they're sports shorts
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I mean... sure, yeah... but... huh. Hmm...
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Wrong
No thanks, I don't want to risk flashing my cock and balls every time I pull up my pants.
You're missing out. Why have a dick if not for dick flashing
Because I work at a preschool.
I flash my dick to a select audience, thankyouverymuch. Randos at the park are not a select audience.
Easy there, Louis CK.
Just tie it around your waist
AKA “The First Season Sayan”
My waist is too wide to tie my balls around
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I have a pair just like the green check ones, and they have a cockball holder. Any pair of short shorts I have has genital containment. Big fan of silkies.
Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?