‘It’s pathetic’: Trump’s ICE recruitment drive is stalling as new hires can’t pass basic fitness test, report says
‘Pathetic’: ICE recruitment drive stalls as hires can’t pass fitness test: report
Critics have warned that lowered hiring standards and slashed training times will lead to an explosion of abuses by immigration officers
America too fat to Nazi properly lol.
Tried to goosestep but all they managed was a waddle
Foie gras-stepping.
Heil myself: https://youtu.be/1zY1orxW8Aw?t=222
I still remember the "Day of the Rope" in 2020, when conservatives were going to all go into public at the same time to execute everyone who wasn't a nazi (yes really)
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/day_of_the_rope
They all stayed home and ate potato chip instead, and got laughed at. XD
Was this a real event? All I could find was this
" In the novel, the Day of the Rope was a day in which tens of thousands of white Americans were publicly hanged for being "race criminals" because of acts such as miscegenation or collaborating with Jews."
Certainly, many whites were hung to make an example of what happens when you don't back the status quo (aka the KKK). This is a fraction of the amount of black people hung, but it is still a reminder that no one is safe when you throw logic out the window and embrace hate/racism.
...requiring 15 push-ups, 32 sit-ups, and running one-and-a-half miles in 14 minutes...
That's a stupidly easy test. I'm a programmer, gamer, and I have a bad back, and I can easily do that.
Dude 1.5 miles in 14 minutes is not as easy as it sounds, especially if you aren't active
A mile and a half and 14 minutes is a tiny bit faster than a brisk walk. If someone has trouble handling that pace for 14 minutes then they really should not be anywhere near a law enforcement job that requires them to be on their feet.
Just to confirm...
Is it all that's listed in 14 minutes. So, the push-ups, sit-ups and the running?
Not just running almost a kilometre in 14 minutes?
Physical fitness tests?
Mental fitness tests?
Intelligence fitness tests?
Psychological fitness tests?
Moral fitness tests?
Or all of the above?
Yes.
Gravy seals
Meal Team Six...Operation Dessert Storm...Full Metal Snacket....Heavy Artillery...
Trump will start poaching municipal and state police to emigrate to become ICE officers via over-paid salary and benefits.
The one thing, though, is that police unions are damn strong and you’ll be drawing a nice pension while you beat your geriatric spouse through retirement. The ICE ramp-up was slapped together without any thought past a dumb cash grab. I doubt benefits, if there are any, will be honored.
They already are. And there's a cop shortage. And if they go back to being cops and then do police brutality the fact that they were in ICE before will immediately make it that much worse for them
Scary part is the physical fit ones are that much more psycho. Maybe add mental fitness criteria.
Mentally fit people wouldn't want to work for them.
xactly
Who would have guessed that a bunch of gravy seals couldn't pass the fitness test? Meal team six.
That's an extremely easy test to pass.
Demands on how old you are and how much fentanyl you've done
Where does one go to apply for an "ICE" job?
Just follow the instructions on the Spotify ads
I dont use Spotify...
Probably wherever people who pretend to be cops and military hang out, civil court hearings? Militia weekend groups?
Bass Pro Shops? KFC?
Let’s all join ice and not work
It's certainly tempting.
If I wasn't already employed, in sure there's a way to get hired as an ICE agent for a full blown do-nothing position.
Hell, game the system right and you can be hired three or four times. I doubt their HR is worth a shit.
Good idea in theory, but you'd be facing a shitload of pressure from your fascist thug "colleagues" to commit all sorts of heinous acts and it's not unlikely that they'd go to great and violent lengths to force you to comply just like they do with their other victims.
Might be worth it to get their names
Join ICE, spray tan your coworkers and work harder.