Approved Hate Speech
Approved Hate Speech
Approved Hate Speech
My mom just read me a text message she got from her half-sister who is in stage 4 renal failure (or something imminently fatal like that, although I've been hearing this for about 10 years now). I was feeling sorry for her until my mom got to the point where she said she was "looking forward to meeting Jesus and Charlie Kirk".
Ignoring your actual point, something like end-stage renal disease requiring dialysis has a life expectancy of around 5 years, but even 10+ years on dialysis is not unheard of.
something imminently fatal like that, although I've been hearing this for about 10 years now
Adults with the mental disorder called religion need treatment, preferably medicated to the nostrils.
... Good thing I use MasterCard
Hhahahahaha
"It's worth the cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths [...] so that we can have the Second Amendment" - Charlie Kirk, 2023
That's why I say 'hey man, nice shot.'
Zombie kill of the week.
JD Vance is Vice President of The United States and somehow he is still a loser. Like not a bad person, of course JD is an awful, hateful human... I mean JD Vance genuinely firehoses out loser vibes everywhere he goes despite on paper being an immensely powerful boy (one of the most powerful boys!).
He’s so bland and draining that the pope died hours after a Vance Exposure Event.
I hypothesize that if the entire nation is subjected to a VEE, we could face devastating losses.
the pope died hours after a Vance Exposure Event.
Yet, somehow, Trump hasn't succumbed (yet) to extended exposure to Vance.
If he takes over he’s going to have a hard time. People won’t follow him blindly like they do for trump. He’s going to try to be tough but it will be so cringy that he won’t get the support he needs to back it up.
You've always been allowed to threaten the designated groups but not allow to threaten the rulers power.
Soo, are "watermelon people" people who really like watermelon, black Americans, or Oompa Loompas because their skin is kinda like the flesh and the hair is the rind? Or fat folk who wear stripey green onesies
I thought it was Palestinians, but now that I think about it there's no way your average American racist can make that connection.
Green on the outside, red on the inside?
If overheating or very sunburnt aha
It's black people
Thought that would be this video
Or gay/queer/trans?
JD Vance was actually a model for the Gerber Babyfood label.
Yeah but he’s pounding Ozempic now. As regulated by his owners.
That dude is awesome on X. I recently followed him and he is hilarious imo.
He's on Bluesky too. Just fyi, in case you might want to consider not being on Twitter anymore.
But if you quote Ace Frehley you'll get a HELL YEAH
So Charlie Kirk, J. D. Vance, and Donald Trump walk into a gas champer and get raped...
I love stories with happy endings!
Plot twist, no-one else was in the chamber. They did it to each other.
I'm kinda impressed they managed a triangle of non consent.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Charlie Kirk any more."
That's it, the freedom committee decided you're not bald eagle enough and are no longer welcome in the land of cholesterol.
This one is a fine joke and makes a point, but let's not take it farther. Normalizing this nazi shit serves their agenda if it begins to disconnect from one-off commentary on their speech.
Trump by an anal fetishist using his tiny hands as dildos, Vance by a trans man's neodick and Kirk in the neckhole by... A duck jesus christ I feel like I just invented a sick version of Clue