2w ago

been there...

kayzeekayzee @lemmy.blahaj.zone 2w ago
Why are you checking the temperature of your shit?
- 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔 @lemmy.world 2w ago
  I'm so confused about what "shit has gone cold" could mean. Like I actually have no idea what it could be, other than what you said about the temperature
  
  Capt. Wolf @lemmy.world 2w ago
  It means the shit on your ass when you wipe, not in the bowl.
- BeeegScaaawyCripple @lemmy.world 2w ago
  Why are you not? Including weight and speed?
ryedaft @sh.itjust.works 2w ago
If you block the toilet try some dishwasher detergent before you go find the poop knife
MonkderVierte @lemmy.zip 2w ago
How do you know your shit got cold?
- lemmyman @lemmy.world 2w ago
  Somebody hasn't been doing their tactile inspections
icelimit @lemmy.ml 2w ago
So you mean before it goes cold I should just pinch off another one as if dropping in another coin to 'extend' my time on the can?
- BeeegScaaawyCripple @lemmy.world 2w ago
  Yes. Turd dangles are the leading cause of butthole infection