Those were the good old days

YiddishMcSquidish @lemmy.today 4d ago
Me protecting my woman
- nocklobster @lemmy.world 4d ago
  To be fair, you wouldn’t stand a chance against a cobra chicken.
  
  toomanypancakes @piefed.world 4d ago
  I wouldn't stand a chance against a silkie chicken
  
  Catalyst @lemmy.ml 3d ago
  A chicken would probably fuck me up. I have things to live for. The chicken doesn't.
individual @toast.ooo 4d ago
I doubt a man could defeat a Dino, even if they existed at the same time
- kkj @lemmy.dbzer0.com 4d ago
  Depends on the dinosaur. A spinosaurus would just eat me, but I could beat up a velociraptor.
  
  individual @toast.ooo 4d ago
  ha, no way you could defeat a velociraptor
- Deceptichum @quokk.au 4d ago
  Anyone could very easily defeat a dinosaur. You can even go and do it today, many of them are weak as fuck with hollow bones.
  
  Taleya @aussie.zone 4d ago
  Come to Australia and say that
Goun @lemmy.ml 4d ago
Big if true
DarkCloud @lemmy.world 4d ago

Jesus knew to befriend dinosaurs and ride them.
Jesus loved that Yiff.
Afaithfulnihilist @lemmy.dbzer0.com 4d ago
IWW4 @lemmy.zip 4d ago
. …. Yeah prime shitpost!
Congrats, I suggest you get your knuckles off the ground.