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This can't possibly go wrong

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This can't possibly go wrong

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Easier to just throw a Coke out of a plane. 😏
- You must be crazy
  
  Gods...
  
  Crazy? I was crazy once. I was locked in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats drive me CRAAZZZZYYY
  Crazy? I was crazy once. I was locked in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats drive me CRAAZZZZYYY
  Crazy? I was crazy once. I was locked in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats drive me CRAAZZZZYYY
- Everything I know about honey badgers I learnt because of a bottle of coke.
- Oof. That movie was one hell of ride.
  
  Which movie?

The sentinelese see right through that bullshit. Leave them alone.
- Sometimes I wonder if they're the last sane people on the planet. Then I remember we have antibiotics, and my mom has a power wheelchair, and I wonder if there can't be some middle ground.
  
  Solarpunk and anarchism are what you're looking for
  
  They have the true "reject modernity, return to monke" vibe
  
  they wouldn't need antibiotics if they're isolated
- Yep. From the North Sentinel Island wikipedia page:
  The islanders have been observed shooting arrows at boats, as well as at **low-flying helicopters. **
  If they’re shooting at a helicopter, I don’t think they’ll think about a bunch of drones any differently.
  
  Well the north alabamese also shoot at helicopters yet would totally be fooled by a giant face in the sky
  
  People trying to shoot down a helicopter with bows and arrows is a hilarious thing to picture
- At this point I'm getting concerned with the amount of climate change we've got going on if they may be forced to relocate in the not too distant future
  
  Relocate? To where? The whole planet is fucked, not just the tropics.
  
  This would be the best reason to contact, not to convert them as Christian goons are trying to do

It won't work if we are already their demons.

Already happened with cargo cults didn't it.
- No - drone light shows weren't used in cargo cults
  
  You don't say! I hope my meaning was clear.
  
  You don't know that.

You gotta go all the way and also get a few LRAD devices to project the voice of God.
- But if the tribe is uncontacted no one outside the tribe can speak their language
  
  That's not necessarily true. They may speak the same language, or a very similar language as/to a tribe nearby that is contacted.
  
  Program an AI to detect and roughly learn the language.
  Really put the matrix to the test. Can AI effectively lead the most basic "civilization" left on the planet and then watch elon fuck it up.

Starlink is probably already causing some inadvertent tribal child sacrafices

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult
- They've even constructed fake airfields and hand carved wooden headphones to simulate air traffic control. Wild.

...or not

AINZ OOAL GOWN!!!

If you haven't you should read up on cargo cults. Very interesting phenomenon.

Or don't, because your forefathers are the reason why they want to stay uncontacted in the first place.

https://giphy.com/gifs/rickandmorty-season-2-adult-swim-rick-and-morty-iibEPf8xEDTedJcDJr

It can only go wrong for the lands my people will conquer for me >:D

Or you could rot in prison instead.

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