Hog out or log out

the admin doesn't want to talk to me after I've been concern trolling for a straight week and said my purpose posting is to make Hexbear look bad
this nerd was and continues to be particularly odious, I want nothing to do with you and am not obligated to hear you out
- Also love how this mf thinks we're suppressing dissent because we're trying to keep our users from seeing the truth, like their politics are so good it'll convince this site to abandon communism
  
  As the facilitator of the purge, let me tell you this: at least half of purged users (i'm pretty sure at least 60-something) were either users of !meanwhileongrad@sh.itjust.works/!tankiejerk@lemmy.world or were directly talking shit about this site by name, sometimes where they think we couldn't hear it. These chucklefucks do not deserve our time
  
  I wish I could believe you, but this guy who said he's on a mission from God to destroy communism and receives checks from the US government says you're not to be trusted.
  
  Right. Suppressing dissent like… Imagine thinking we haven’t heard the fucking “default” politics of 99% of the internet and you’re going to come here and bring us the good word.
  
  Is there a way to report a user to y'all for great purging if we see them saying some fucked shit on non hexbear comms?
  
  there's a lemmy purge?
- But they called the manager! Doesn't that mean anything anymore?

A lot of people don't seem to understand that "post hog" is a mocking take on "post tits" used by the right to demean and harass women who out themselves in any given community because they used to have the attitude "there are no women on the internet".
Nobody actually wants them to post their dick. Although it would be extremely fucking funny if they did. There's absolutely nothing wrong with punching up in this way and anyone that doesn't understand there is a difference between punching down and punching up can fuck right off.
- Make them write their username on the trunk to prove it's not just one they grabbed online.
  
  It’s so funny though
  The first time we got one on the subreddit was so good
- jjaredsw1 you are not forgotten
  
  was that the nazi who rage posted their shriveled chode
  
  lore
  
  This is a deep
  chapotraphouse cut
- I didn't think it had anything to do with what you just said. I remember it being a meme that started on Reddit as a way of calling someone a rightwing person who is making stuff up. Both "post hog" and "hogout or logout".
  The founding incident happened when users baited a rightwing user by demanding they post pictures of their penis as evidence in a 'pics or it didn't happen' situation. With the chapo subreddit and so many other left-wing subreddits now removed from Reddit, sadly I can't find the original thread anymore.
  
  I didn't think it has anything to do with what you just said.
  Well it did.
  If you can't see how "hog out or log out" is intentionally analogous to "tits or gtfo" you've missed a fairly important part of it.
  
  I was there but I don't remember many of the particulars. I think people were saying he must have a tiny dick because of some shitty things he was saying. It was a pretty normal dick for what its worth but he had it clenched in a weird death grip.
- I legit never got the connection til now, good context
- Hey. Your username seems familiar.
  every time lol
  
  Am I missing anything?
  You already know you are, which is why you're being intentionally reductive.

Every time.

Oh god, it's this person again?
This person is completely obsessed with us and is always screaming for mods. No chill at all, needs to go take a break from the internet. Always making these huge posts full of citations and graphs and shit chronicling how impolite we are. I don't even know what their politics are or anything but this has gotten really silly.
- I wanna see the rudeness chart
  
  Excuse me buster you're registering an overflow on the nasty-meter 🌡🚨
  For real though one of the examples of unforgivable rudeness was posting the
  emoji

Hexbear mods: refuse to remove post hogs
Lemmy mods: refuse to remove calling for nuclear armageddon, bloodthirst, nazi simps, sinophobia, russophobia etc.

I love how any of these posts go limp if you ask
So what did you post anyway?
- I was just politely expressing my disgust for the lesser races and here comes the Hexbear brigade to harass me

Lol. Lmao even.
Lemmee user if you're reading this, post your hog.
- How dare you post sexual comments! I will be reporting you to the mods, your mother, and the principal for this.
- I'm comfortable posting full cokc and balls but I get the feeling this is all a ruse and I'll get banned for posting my hog...
  
  Don't. Its not fun if you're into it.
  
  this is a
  website

I love how they come here starting shit...
Yes, some of my comments are done with the aim of making hexbear look bad. (source)
And then go and whine about it!
- Typical liberal entitlement
- Funny thing is you don't have to try to make us "look bad", our mere existence is an affront to liberals
- "this sure makes you look bad" they say as they get lined up in a ditch by the fascists is the extent of what libs will do

mods:

Lemmy
nerds:

Pleased Hexbearite userbase:
- I serve the people

smh. @Egon@hexbear.net what the hell? size shaming? really?
do better.
- size shaming?
  Also known as an ad hoginem.
- No worries, comrade, we've all got shit we're working on.

"How dare someone tell me to post hog out."
The average Hexbear user:

evil tankie.... VOTE MANIPULATION: Exhibit A
- goobers cannot comprehend we might possibly just not want to interact with them

🚨BRIGADING!!! 🚨

It's not as if we are against "censoring" people based on their politics, the accusation is that they defederated from hexbear for obviously political reasons while claiming to be free speech platforms for everyone
- Hexbear never is, never has, never claimed to be, and never will be a free speech platform
  if that offends you, I’ll help you pack
  
  Waow
  (Basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased)
- Yeah, we openly defed from instances for being too chuddy or whatever while other instances concern troll about "brigading" and such

Unrelated but it's always funny to see a call-out post with the little "oh but please don't be mean to them!" People online send death threats if you look at them weird, you know what you're doing
- please be mean to me actually, it’s funnier

Literally the 4chan copypasta about the old sub, except in earnest this time lmao.

There was a great purge? And I missed it?!
- you haven't missed it. it never ends
  
  uphold tc69 thought
- It's ongoing, don't worry

Now that that lemm.ee thread has also been removed, who wants to speculate on how this loser's vendetta is going to escalate?
- This dude better post a picture of his dick soon before he gets cut off the internet

Adding another to the "this tool is a fucking loser" pile. They really see us even in their sleep.
- Imagine burying your kid because depleted uranium gave them cancer

Well, yeah, we're not free speech hypocrites, we're fine with censoring reactionary assholes. Some folks have no ideological consistency.

The great purge

We should all post dickpicks because uh ummm 🤤 uh
- yes mx volcel police officer this comment right here
  
  The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
  نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
- posting hog because momma didn’t raise no sissy

God damn I can't believe that comprador's still posting through it

imagine messaging the moderator of a weirdass shitposting forum, which has an entire account dedicated to a bit about civility, and ending with "thanks in advance" like they're going to respect you or do it now because you used the polite corpo-speak. It's like saying "your associate is being quite rough" while getting jumped.
- thanks in advance
  I didn't notice they ended it like that, holy shit. The absolute entitlement of liberals
  
  Being passive aggressive doesn't work when your talking to someone who will just say "eat shit." They took such a weird stance.
- @Civility@hexbear.net

Idk, I think that that's over the line to be DMing someone like that, especially given the historical link between mocking people for small penises and anti asian racism (the randint guy is Taiwanese iirc)
- There was a modpost around that recently, and to you're right in general for reasons of body shaming. But there's no reason anyone should know this guy's ethnicity, and he's a reactionary with an axe to grind
  Let's not pretend he's acting in good faith here
- those are replies, not DMs

God i love yall

Should have humored that user and banned Egon for 1 minute. "We did some of what you asked, and met you halfway"
Also mods should ban me for 60 minutes because it'd be funny. I'd make an alt and go around on other instances pleading civility and complaining about how asking Hexbear admins to tempban their users was backfiring. I love being dramatic when it's not at the expense of good people.