Exclusive: US sees increasing risk of Russian ‘sabotage’ of key undersea cables by secretive military unit | CNN Politics

Ruzzia is going to cut the internet cables under the ocean! :chris-farley:

No they're not. :adam-sandler:

Well no, they're not but it could totally happen! :chris-farley:

No it wouldn't. :adam-sandler:

No, no it wouldn't. Alright fine great good! :chris-farley:

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So we can look forward to the US cutting an undersea cable soon and blaming the Russians?
- It will also coincidentally happen to affect American enemies like Iran, China or Cuba.

Us Military: We need more funding!!!!
Congress: We budgeted more for you than the next 10 highest military budgets combined...
US Military: Yeah, but, see, we need to... searches desperately for a reason
...surveil thousands of miles of seafloor cables?

You really think a country would do that? Just go in the ocean and destroy infrastructure?