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the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

I desperately need your distraction

What're you into, what're you looking forward to, what're you happy about?

Please

I am feeling terribly self-harmy in advance of my birthday next week

I got to the point of making a pros and cons chart

give me something to be vicariously happy about or something to look forward to, please

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  • I just got my first laser hair removal yesterday. It didn't really hurt at all tbh except a bit around the lip.

    Excited. In half a year, I should be presenting way differently.

    It's gonna be really interesting when my friends see because I used to be famous for my impressive beard. Wanna see how long I can go hairless while saying something like, "oh yeah, I just got really good at shaving"

    • Wanna see how long I can go hairless while saying something like, "oh yeah, I just got really good at shaving"

      !! 😂 I LOVE THIS!!

      These are my favorite pranks!!!! Totally harmless and deeply silly. ❤️ Thank you!!

      My very tall husband gets comments about his height a lot, from strangers sure, but most often from friends and relatives he's known decades – seriously, my fucking family brings it up almost every time they lay eyes on him and so do many of our friends – and it makes him feel like a freak. We decided to take the power back by lying to them about his height.

      Wow, Husbandname, you're TALL! How tall are you now?

      (like he's still growing 🙄)

      "He's only 6'2"! You must be shorter than you think," and the more they press for his actual height, the lower the number gets. 😂 He is not the pranking type, and the confusion this creates is hilarious.

      Do you have any other silly pranks going?

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