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  • You see I am a half-human half-elf with demon blood who lives in the outskirts of the elfwood, i studied ancient magic from the lost city of erm and recently returned from retro tokyo where i was trained in the sacred art of kendo and...

    if i show up to your D&D session, please run away

  • I'm ashamed to admit that my conworld looks way too close to this for my own comfort, albeit with fewer stereotypes and fantasy tropes. Which is to say that all the actually interesting worldbuilding is in the eastern two-thirds of the world, whereas I just sort of phoned in the countries of the western third to consist of not-Intermarium, not-Britain, not-Ireland, and not-America.

  • I'm in the sub-sub-sub-sub-urbs* of ZhZhZh**, trying to perfect my pronounciation and never hear about the rest of Generica. I'm also a dwarf and i'm digging a hole. Diggy diggy hole***.

    *It's pretty much deeper than the main urbs, and no, it don't include lawns, unless we count mushrooms
    **It's actually pronounced zH!zH!zH!, sorta between loud snoring and sounds of exertion during digging one hole too many
    ***This is as far as i am willing to go, if i hear one more hey ho hey ho, it's axe time.

  • I'm the Necrolord, because I've been trying to change my name and official gender to Necrolady, but the fucking wizards of the bureu of gender affairs are fucking me over because I'm "Evil". Fucking unbelievable, I'll invade and freeze the whole country over for this!

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