TIL graham crackers were invented to help Americans curb sexual desires.
The original crackers were nothing like the sweet snacks we know today.
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In a way, it worked; I never fucked a graham cracker.
So, you’re saying you want to fuck graham crackers but the desire was curbed?
Yes.
If you haven't fucked a graham cracker, are you even living?
I've never fucked a graham cracker.
I am also dead inside.
...guess I'm putting graham crackers on the shopping list.
That's the spirit!
Maybe make some smores if you know what I mean (full disclosure: I don't know what I mean).
adds lotrimin to the shopping list
You haven't fucked a graham-cracker... yet!