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"After Mr. Trump finished watching employees work for the day, he hung his apron up like he was asked to do. But then Mr. Trump helped himself to two fistfuls of cash from the register. When a manager confronted him on the way out, Mr. Trump loudly proclaimed 'The lunatics from the border - and let me tell you Comrade Kamala is all about just letting these people into the country, millions of them it's just the worst, she's the worst VP in all of history - anyway, what I was saying is that the asylums, they pour into this country and we have to get our border under control. They took this money. You need to ask the Lunatic Left why they allow this. But just for your trouble, I'll donate $5 to you'.

The manager, apparently stunned by this statement, innocently held out his hand to receive the money. Mr. Trump dug into his pocket and pulled out a middle finger and showed it to the manager while laughing. During Mr. Trump's act of removing his hand quickly from his pocket, at least 10 stolen french fries were reported to be shot out from his pocket and what potentially appeared to be a chicken nugget of some kind. The origin of the nugget is not known, and this may or not be McDonald's brand chicken, and if it isn't, Mr. Trump may allegedly have been carrying at least one known chicken nugget in his pants pocket before entering the McDonald's establishment. It has been repoted that the manager never received the money, and a spokesperson for Mr. Trump has not responded for comment."