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Programmer Humor @programming.dev robocall @lemmy.world 11mo ago

Has this ever happened to you?

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I write the code: $400 an hour

I write the code and you help me: $800 an hour

You write the code and I help you: $1600 an hour

You write the code: $3200 an hour
- I wrote a bit of python earlier, do I have to send you a cheque?
  
  If you have to ask that question, then the answer is yes
  
  Of course not! Cash is also acceptable.
  
  Does it work? If so, no worries. If not, and you want me to fix it and/or listen to you complain about it, then pay up! :D
  
  Actually I'm his manager, so you gotta pay me and I sign his checks.
- Pssh, I wish I was getting $400 an hour to write code.

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