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Scarronline @lemmy.world Flour at the bottom of the windshield where that AC air intake is. It'll blow flour all through the car and they'll never get it out.
36 2 ReplySmashingSquid @notyour.rodeo Would glitter work?
50 0 ReplySneezycat @sopuli.xyz
Calm down, Satan.
46 0 ReplyDragonTypeWyvern @literature.cafe Satan was also justified.
19 0 ReplyArcaneSlime @lemmy.dbzer0.com I hate glitter with a passion, but no, this time? This time, they earned it.
5 0 ReplySparlock @lemmy.world Why compromise? 50-50 glitter and flour.
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meseek #2982 @lemmy.ca
Infuriated upvote
11 1 ReplyHolzkohlen @feddit.de
Did you also torture little animals as a child?
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Buffaloaf @lemmy.world Except that the truck probably has a cabin air filter
13 0 Replyfahfahfahfah @lemmy.billiam.net Well, at least you’ll clog it
6 0 Replychicken @lemmy.dbzer0.com I wonder if they could use some kind of substance that just smells really bad instead then
2 0 ReplySquirrel @thelemmy.club
Someone else suggested fish sauce. That would work quite well, I believe.
2 0 ReplyPyr_Pressure @lemmy.ca Crack a few eggs in there.
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GbyBE @discuss.tchncs.de Rancid fish oil, you said?
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Damage @feddit.it What air filter lets flour through?
12 0 ReplyMadMaurice @discuss.tchncs.de
If it's summer, use raw eggs. It'll stink like hell for a very long time...
2 0 ReplyDelphia @lemmy.world Can of spray cooking oil. Light spray on the windscreen, they hit the wipers and it turns into a cloudy oily mess.
Edit: Its dangerous and stupid, dont do it. I have however had it done to me, its every bit as annoying as it sounds.
8 7 Replyredcalcium @lemmy.institute
Messing with visibility could endanger other people around the car. Best stick with flour in the cabin air intake.
22 0 Replyhswolf @lemmy.world
The car is parked tho, you could spray the oil around the glass a bit, so they use the wiper first thing
now if they start driving with the windscreen in that state it's gonna be their fault
3 2 ReplyJilanico @lemmy.world
it's gonna be their fault
Little comfort to the kid they run over. We've already established they aren't too bright. They absolutely will try to drive it.
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Devadander @lemmy.world That’s what this is
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