Reality is blurry and a little unstable

Ranks among the best of cheap highs, topped only by very cold or very hot showers, sleep or recreation, experiencing a beautiful piece of art or wonder of nature, eating spicy or sour things, sneezing or getting rocks off, huffing spraypaint or guerilla glue, and engaging in meditation or hypnosis. Get high on life is what i always say when I'm drunk or out of weed. My body is my temple.

I once stood up and chugged some carbonated water and suddenly felt "oh shit am I about to die right now?" but I just needed to sit down and burp.

Bartenders hate this one weird trick!