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Beans, beans, they're good for your heart. The more you eat the more you fart. The more you fart the better you feel, so let's eat beans with every meal!
Beans, bean, the magical fruit, The more you eat, the more you toot, So eat your beans and have a good meal, And remember to fart after every meal.
That's my regional variation.